Channeling my inner Scrooge–as well as passing time in an all-day workshop–I have devised a list of 20 things that really honk me off. No particular order. It all gets under my skin like one of those zits you can’t pop–big, red, and painful. It’s a therapeutic exercise, really, that will perhaps pave the way for a list of 20 things that fill me with sunshine and rainbows.
1-Animal Cruelty
2-Racism
3-Most of the “-isms” (Not all, I mean, I am human.)
4-Rod Stewart
5-Hummers
6-Miscarriages of Justice
7-Raisins in cookies
8-Raisins in carrot cake
9-Disproportionate raisin to carob chip ratio in trail mix
10-Ass-kissing (The figurative kind, obviously, as the literal is context-specific.)
11-The way first class air travelers move in around the ticket person at the gate like jackals. What’s the deal? You know you are getting on first anyway!
12-Sweater vests
13-Littering
14-People that drive slow in the left lane
15-Televangelists
16-Televangelist hair
17-The Bush “Legacy” Project
18-Talk Radio
19-My monthly student loan statements
20-Kiera Knightly pursing her lips
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